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Bella

One-seventh of the collective is graduating from university in two weeks, and since we’re a team, that makes us bachelors of arts. Just for the record, some of us also hold titles in: bachelor of drinking, master of hungover, P.H.D. in tripping balls and acquiring dubious substances of questionable nature, bachelor of getting out of trouble by switching our ultra-cute mode on, bachelor of spending all our money on stupid shit, bachelor of drinking beer on the sidewalks and looking 15 while we’re nearing 25, and master of bullshitting you into buying us things. Collectively, the collective holds more than 100 diplomas, none of which are academic but we’re probably sleeping with your spouse so it doesn’t really matter.